Sunday, 16 December, 2007

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN

"SOMEBODY YOU LOVE" AND "SOMEBODY YOU LIKE"
  
In front of the person you love, your heart beats faster but
In front of the person you like, you get happy.
  
In front of the person you love, Winter seems like Spring but
In front of the person you like, Winter is just beautiful
  
In front of the person you love, you can't say everything on your
mind, but In front of the person you like, you can.
  
In front of the person you love, you tend to get shy, but
In front of the person you like, you can show your own self.
  
If you look into the eyes of the one you love, you blush, but
If you look into the eyes of the one you like, you smile.
  
You can't look straight into the eyes of the one you love, but
You can always smile into the eyes of the one you like.
  
When the one you love is crying, you cry with them, but
When the one you like is crying, you end up comforting.
  
The feeling of love starts from the eye but
The feeling of like starts from the ear.
  
So, if you stop liking a person you used to like, all you need is to
do
is cover your ears.
But, if you try to close your eyes, love turns into a drop of tear
And remains in your heart forever
........ hey that was great, wasn't it, now decide for urself.

HOW FRIENDSHIP BREAKS ?

HOW FRIENDSHIP BREAKS ?
L o v e b e a t s

Both Friends Will Think The Other Is Busy


L o v e b e a t s L o v e b e a t s





And Will Not Contact
L o v e b e a t s Thinking It May Be Disturbing


As Time Passes



L o v e b e a t s




Both Will Think Let The OTher Contact



L o v e b e a t s





After That each Will Think Why I Should Contact First
?


L o v e b e a t sL o v e b e a t s L o v e b e a t s


Here Your
friendshipWill Be Converted To Hate


L o v e b e a t s

Finally Without Contact The Memory Becomes Weak


L o v e b e a t s






They Forget Each Other.






L o v e b e a t s


So Keep In Touch With All And Pass This TO All Your Friends....



L o v e b e a t s .L o v e b e a t s

I Don`t Want To
be One Of This Kind.



L o v e b e a t s

So Here I Am post this massage for All of You.
L o v e b e a t s



To Say
L o v e b e a t s


L o v e b e a t s


Please keep in touch.


Wishing you All blessings of life




Sunday, 9 December, 2007

FOOL SMS

2 BANIA SIT IN A COFEE HOUSE.
1ST- JALDI PI, COFEE THANDI HO JAEGI.
2ND- TO KYA?
1ST- BEWAKUF, MENU CARD PADH
HOT COFEE RS.20 & COLD RS.40...
Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.
________________________________________________________________

so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.
-
U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.
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Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...
_________________________________________________

You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420
__________________________

Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..
_____________________________

Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.
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We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?
_________________________________

When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I'l tak u to an eye specialist.
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True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
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Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the
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I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill
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Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.
When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.
Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB
(hint-
it should be 5)
Read caps word reversely.
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Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
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Balance Rs 00.00
Please recharge your account.
!!ONE TIME OFFER!!
Recharge your account free!!! Dial 09446624171 and say "FREE RECHARGE". Talk time worth Rs 225.
________________________________________

What is Short but gets longer wen u hold it?
It passes b/w Breasts, n enters in2 a hole?
What is it?
A car seat belt. But I LIKE the WAY u THINK!!
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Latest poem in SCHOOL.
Twinkle twinkle little STAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.
So drink a beer with chicken FRY!

Monday, 1 October, 2007

FUNNY SMS

Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger.
son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean with ur tooth brush.


husband asks, do u know the meaning of wife.
it means... - without - informtion - fighting - evrytime!
wife on hearng this says, it could also mean - with idiot for ever!


A Noble Award winner dedicated his Novel to his wife and wrote
Its dedicated to my Wife because in her absence I could complete this Book


Blonde : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.
When a Person asked what she was doing.
she replied - Higher Studies Man !!!


think positive... look at the world as 1 huge chocolate cake.
it would not be complete without a few sweets & nuts.
sweets like me & nuts like you!!!


hi, wats up... listen can i get a picture of urs?...
the thing is that i have started a new hobby of collecting photographs of natural disasters!


Whats the difference between Data and Information?
362436 - Data
36-24-36 Information!..


Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. Rest have Girlfriends


It was Santa's weding aniversary.
Preeto :Shall v hav butter chicken to celebrate?
Santa:y punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made

Saturday, 4 August, 2007

Friendship Quotes

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. -- Fr. Jerome Cummings

Remember, the greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree, but in the hearts of true friends. -- Cindy Lew

Who finds a faithful friend, finds a treasure. -- Jewish Saying

"Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you." -- Elbert Hubbard

"Who finds a faithful friend, finds a treasure." -- Jewish saying

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. -- Aristotle

Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.Just walk beside me and be my friend.-- Albert Camus

"The only way to have a friend is to be one." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.-- Abraham Lincoln

Hold a true friend with both your hands. -- Nigerian Proverb

"A faithful friend is the medicine of life." -- Apocrypha

Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts. And we are never, ever the same.-- Anonymous

Sunday, 29 July, 2007

Friendship Quotes: Famous & Historic

"Thy friendship oft has made my heart to ache: do be my enemy for friendship's sake."
- William Blake, sent in by Lauren

"Tell me what company thou keepst, and I'll tell thee what thou art."
- Miguel de Cervantes (1547 - 1616) Spanish novelist.

"Have no friends not equal to yourself."
- Confucious (551 - 497 BC) Chinese philosopher.

"Fate chooses your relations, you choose your friends."
- Jacques Delille (1738 - 1813) French poet.

"A Friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of Nature."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882) US poet & essayist.

"Keep your friendships in repair."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson (as above)

"A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him I may think aloud."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"If a man does not make new acquaintance as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, Sir, should keep his friendship in constant repair."
- Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784) British lexiographer.

"True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in their worth and choice."
- Samuel Johnston, (as above)

"It is more shameful to distrust one's friends than to be deceived by them."
- Duc de la Rochefoucauld (1613 - 1680) French writer.

"If it is abuse - why one is always sure to here of it from one damned good-natured friend or other!"
- Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1751 - 1816) British dramatist.

"Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation; for 'tis better to be alone than in bad company."
- George Washington (1732 - 1799) US Statesman.

"True friendship is a plant of slow growth, and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellation."
- George Washington, (as above)

"I can never think of promoting my convenience at the expense of a friend's interest and inclination."
- George Washington, (as above)

"Should auld aquaintance be forgot, And never brought to min'?"
- Robert Burns (1759 - 1796) Scottish poet.

"It is not so much our friends' help that helps us as the confident knowledge that they will help us."
- Epicurus (341 - 270 BC) Greek philosopher.

"It is not so much our friends' help that helps us as the confident knowledge that they will help us."
- Epicurus (as above)

"These are called the pious frauds of friendship."
- Henry Fielding (1707 - 1754) British novelist.

"Always, Sir, set a high value on spontaneous kindness. he whose inclination prompts him to cultivate your friendship of his own accord, will love you more than one whom you have been at pains to attach to you."
- Samuel Johnston (1709 - 1784) British lexicographer.

"Sir, I look upon every day to be lost, in which I do not make a new acquantaince."
- Samuel Johnston, (as above)

"To like and dislike the same things, that is indeed true friendship."
- Sallust (86 - 334 BC) Roman historian

"One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives."
- Euripides, Greek playwrite

"My friends are my estate."
- Emily Dickinson

"Be slow to fall into friendship; but when thou art in, continue firm and constant."
- Socrates, Greek Philosopher

"Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together"
- Woodrow Wilson

"Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend's success."
- Oscar Wilde

"Those friends thou hast, and their adoption tried,
Grapple them to thy soul with hoops of steel;
But do not dull thy palm with entertainment
Of each new-hatch'd, unfledg'd comrade."
- William Shakespeare

"Friendship with oneself is all-important because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world."
- Eleanor Roosevelt

"If you judge people, you have no time to love them."
- Mother Teresa

"I will speak ill of no man, and speak all the good I know of everybody."
- Benjamin Franklin

"Misfortune shows those who are not really friends."
- Aristotle

"The bird a nest,
the spider a web,
man friendship."
- William Blake

"Friendship is love without his wings"
- Lord Byron

"Friendship is love with wings."

"Never injure a friend, even in jest."
- Cicero

"When true friends meet in adverse hour;
'Tis like a sunbeam through a shower.
A watery way an instant seen,
The darkly closing clouds between."
- Sir Walter Scott

"... no man is useless
while he has a friend."
- Robert Louis Stevenson

"A true friend stabs you in the front."
- Oscar Wilde

"Think where man's glory most begins and ends,
And say my glory was I had such friends."
- William Yeats

"Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy you must have somebody to divide it with."
- Mark Twain

"Thus nature has no love for solitude, and always leans, as it were, on some support; and the sweetest support is found in the most intimate friendship."
- Cicero

"Advice is like snow; the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind."
- Samuel Taylor Coleridge

"The best mirror is an old friend."
- George Herbert

"With every friend I love who has been taken into the brown bosom of the earth a part of me has been buried there; but their contribution to my being of happiness, strength and understanding remains to sustain me in an altered world."
- Helen Keller

"What is a friend? A single soul in two bodies."
- Aristotle

"The friendship that can cease has never been real."
- Saint Jerome

"I count myselt in nothing else so happy
As in a soul rememb'ring my good friends."
- William Shakespeare

"I find friendship to be like wine, raw when new, ripened with age, the true old man's milk and restorative cordial."
- Thomas Jefferson

"Sir, more than kisses, letters, mingle souls;
For, thus friends absent speak."
- John Donne

"Too late we learn, a man must hold his friend
Unjudged, accepted, trusted to the end."
- John Boyle O'Reilly

"Friends have all things in common."
- Plato

"Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods."
- Artistotle

"My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me."
- Henry Ford

"The making of friends, who are real friends, is the best token we have of a man's success in life."
- Edward Everett Hale

"Except in cases of necessity, which are rare, leave your friend to learn unpleasant things from his enemies; they are ready enough to tell them."
- Oliver Wendell Holmes

"The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. I have no wealth to bestow on him. If he knows that I am happy in loving him, he will want no other reward. Is not friendship divine in this?"
- Henry David Thoreau

"Friendship that flows from the heart cannot be frozen by adversity, as the water that flows from the spring cannogt congeal in winter."
- James Fenimore Cooper

"Those that want friends to open themselves unto are cannibals of their own hearts."
- Fracis Bacon

"Friendship without self interest is one of the rare and beautiful things in life."
- James Francis Byrnes

"Friendship is the only thing in the world concerning the usefulness of which all mankind are agreed."
- Cicero

"I do not wish to treat friendships daintily, but with the roughest courage. When they are real, they are not glass threads or frost-work, but the solidest thing we know."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Do not save your loving speeches
For your friends till they are dead;
Do not write them on their tombstones,
Speak them rather now instead.
- Anna Cummins

"True friendship's laws are by this rule express'd,
Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest."
- Alexander Pope

"A friend is, as it were, a second self.
- Cicero (Sent by Nigar Baimova)

"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious, it is the true sourse of art, science, and friendship."
- Albert Einstien (Sent by Brandon Merenda)

"But friendship is precious, not only in the shade, but in the sunshine of life; and thanks to a benevolent arrangement of things, the greater part of life is sunshine."
- Thomas Jefferson (Sent by Shawn)

"The world would be so lonely, in sunny hours or gray. Without the gift of friendship, to help us every day."
- Hilda Brett Farr

"All love that has not friendship for its base, is like a mansion built upon the sand."
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

"In a friend you find a second self."
- Isabelle Norton

"Never shall I forget the days I spent with you. Continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
- Ludwig van Beethoven

"Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light."
- Helen Keller

"Happiness is time spent with a friend and looking foward to sharing time with them again."
- Lee Wilkinson

"Ah, how good it feels...the hand of an old friend"
- Mary Englebright

"A friend should be a master at guessing and keeping still."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

"Friendship is a single soul dwellings in two bodies."
- Aristotle

"A friend to all is a friend to none."
- Aristotle

"Little do men percieve what solitue is, and how far it extendeth. For a crowd is not company, and faces are but a gallery of pictures, and talk but a tinkling cymbal, where there is no love."
- Francis Bacon

"Friendship is the only thing in the world concerning the usefulness of which all mankind are agreed."
- Cicero

"I do not wish to treat friendships daintily, but with the roughest courage. When they are real, they are not glass threads or frost-work, but the solidest thing we know."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"The only thing to do is to hug one's friends tight and do one's job."
- Edith Wharton

"Never injure a friend, even in jest."
- Cicero

"When true friends meet in adverse hour;
'Tis like a sunbeam through a shower.
A watery way an instant seen,
The darkly closing clouds between."
- Sir Walter Scott

"... no man is useless
while he has a friend."
- Robert Louis Stevenson

"Never shall i forget the days i spent with you . continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
-Ludwig Van Beethoven

"Be slow in choosing your friends; slower in changing."
-Benjamin Franklin -Sent in by André

The following five quotes were sent in by Handan
"Go often to the house of thy friend, for weeds choke the unused path."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson, American writer and philosopher (1803-1882)

"Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing."
-Benjamin Franklin

" 'Stay' is a charming word in a friends vocabulary."
-Louisa Mary Alcott [1832-1888], American writer, reformist

"Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after."
-Anne Morrow Lindbergh

"When we seek to discover the best in others, we somehow bring out the best in ourselves."
-William Arthur Ward

"Friendship? Yes Please."
-Charles Dickens - Sent in by Steffi

"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
- Martin Luther King Jr.

Sunday, 22 July, 2007

love you

They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them Forgettin you is hard to do,forgettin me is up to you,forget me not forget me never,forget this message but not the sender.

The Nominees for nice LOVERS are:
You
you
You
you!
Yoouu!
& the winner is
Me!
Coz I have you!!!"

Every life in this world has been painted by God's own hands,That's why I am thankful God,coz when he painted my life he included a lovely color that is U..!!.!!.

Dere's no Special reason for dis msg,
I juz want 2 steal a single moment out of ur busy life and hope I can make u smile n say...
Someone remembers u

Do you know that a simple HELLO can be so sweet?
H: How r u?
E: Everything all right?
L: Like to c u.
L: Love 2 hear from u
O: Obviouslly miss u...

Some people have nice eyes, Some have nice smiles & others have nice faces.. But You have all of them with a nice HEART…

I liked lots of people n missed very few, but no one has been as special as u! I'd stand n wait in the world's longest que just for pleasure of being with u!

Do u know abt d things which live after death??Eyes- 31mins,Brain - 10 mins,legs - 4 hrs,Skin - 5 days,Heart - 10 mins,Bones - 30 days,LOVE - FOREVER

How 2 fall in love: 1. fall but dnt stumble; 2. b consistnt nt persistnt; 3. understnd but dnt demand; 4. share & nevr b unfair; 5. Hurt but never keep d pain.

What's Ur important for me?
Ur thinks is my breath
Ur feels become my beating
Ur breath pour in me spirit
Ur whispering awaken my whole body
Ur sight feels objective of my life
U r as much important as I
I can't imagine I can't explain,
I only Love u forever

If there ever comes a day when we cannot be together,
Just know that you are in my heart.
You will be in there forever!


You are always my Ms. World.
Your loving face..
No one will ever take your place!!


Sometimes your joy is source of your smile,
But sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy..
But every time you are with me..
I will be joy always.


i always wanted to prove my love to u but i couldnt coz i couldnt found ant higest word to imagine my love to u so i want to die and ask god to give me a world that no one has said then i will come to ur dream and say seena_love_u_more_than_u_want@hotmail.com

I am out of words, its seems as if my word bank have gone bankrupt. I cant find d word dat says I luv u more than nothing but much! I luv U

If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?

Sunday, 15 July, 2007

CUTE SMS

B4 u speak - listen,
B4 u speak - listen,
B4 u write - think,
B4 u spend - earn,
B4 u criticise - wait,
B4 u pray - forgive,
B4 u quit - try,
B4 u msg others - msg me

Zindagi ek saza si ho gai hai, (In Urdu)

Zindagi ek saza si ho gai hai,Gam ke saaye mein is kadar kho gayi hai. Tum kar do ek SMS ye guzaraish hai meri,Tumhare SMS ki aadat si ho gai hai....!!!

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge, (In Urdu)
Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,Teri har baato par aitbar karenge. Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge...


Dil se hum dillagi kiya nahi karte, (In Urdu)

Dil se hum dillagi kiya nahi karte,Yeh dil kisi ko diya nahi karte.Dil ko aapka Mobile Number pasand aa gaya,warna Hum kisi ko itne SMS kiya nahi karte....


Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge(In Urdu)

Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge,Dost tumhare jaisa hum khone nahi denge. Ek do sms karte rahna,Warna raat ko tumhe hum sone nahi denge....

Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms karo (In Hindi)
Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms karo, aasmaan mechale gaye ho to baarish bhejo, Swarg me ho to APSRAA bhejo, aur agar NARAK me ho to... to....... to.. ENJOY THERE.

my Smile+my Joy+my Pleasure+my Life (In Urdu)
my Smile+my Joy+my Pleasure+my Life+my reliefe+my Honour+my pride Ur one SMS.Ab socho aapake SMS ki keemet kya hain.

AAPAKE MIS CALL BHI KYA BAAT HAIN.
(In Urdu)
AAPAKE MIS CALL BHI KYA BAAT HAIN.AAPAKE SMS BHI DIN RAAT HAIN.kABHI KABHI EKHADI PHONE BHI KIYA KARO.sUNA HAIN AAPAKE AWAAZ ME BHI KHAS BAAT HAIN.

SMS me in 1 min Nahi to...
(In Urdu)
SMS me in 1 min Nahi to... Nahi to... Nahi to... Nahi to... Nahi to kuch nahi... main hi karungi...

hi,Congradulations,u r todays winner.

hi,Congradulations,u r todays winner.
1st price:good friendship
2nd price:lot of love
3rd price:life long sms.
for conferm ur price,send sms to my mobile and for get ur price contact me
By kunjava

Aap k haath mein Mobile hai,(In Urdu)
Aap k haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai By Sammy

*sms Receiving law and order*
*sms Receiving law and order*
=>you have 2 way receiving sms daily from me.choose 1 and send me sms which you choose.
1)when you receivemy sms then reply a sms.
2)if you not reply mea sms so miss call me in 5 minutes after receive my sms. By godmayyoulivelong

abe oye khajoor, circus ke

abe oye khajoor, circus ke retired bunder,chusey hue aam kay shilke,tooti hui bottle kay dhakun,bin namak ki daal,derti pe bojh, sms to ker kabi.
By nazish

Kuch tey perday daari rakh,
Kuch tey perday daari rakh, pawain pyar bazaari rukh, phone tey tu kerna nahi, merjaniya miss calan tey mari rukh. By Urmila

Without ur SMS days

Without ur SMS days are like- MOANDAY TEARSDAY WASTEDAY THIRSTDAY FRIGHTDAY SHATTERDAY & SADDAY So SMS me everyday!!!!By altaf


S - Sexually
S - Sexually
M - Motile
S - Stage
so keep messaging me when you at puberty. By Thar

Lovers send SMS when

Lovers send SMS when they are in a Sexually Motile Stage.
so keep messaging me when you are in toilet. my dear lover.By Thar

Muje SMS kro aur pao Bumper
Muje SMS kro aur pao Bumper prize. 19" TV ka diba, Dubai janey wale jahaz ko TA TA karney ka muqa,10 lakh wali car ka Photo,Aik Dinner wo bhi aap kay ghar....

Ashyanon ko jlaya na karo ,

Ashyanon ko jlaya na karo ,,, stayaoon ko our staya na karo,,, SMS nahein karna to na karo lakin Miss call de kar kanjosi dekhaya na karo Sagheer & Saleem

Hum ne kab tum se mulaaqat

Hum ne kab tum se mulaaqat ka wada chaha door reh kar bhi tumhe tum se ziada chaha es bar shiddat se yad aein tum jab tumhe sms na karney ka erada chaha Sagheer

Pyar Karne Ka Andaaz Aana Chahiye,

Pyar Karne Ka Andaaz Aana Chahiye,
Yaad Karne Ke Liye Meethi Yaad Aani Chahiye,
Aap Hamein Roz Call Karo Ya Na Karo,
Par Pyara Sa SMS Roz Ana Chahiye.Neha Kaushik

Sunday, 6 May, 2007

LOVE Quotes

• When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. -Garman Wold
• The reduction of the universe to a single being, the expansion of a single being even to God, this is love. -Victor Hugo
• If you have it [love], you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. -Sir James M. Barrie
• The only thing we never get enough of is love; and the only thing we never give enough of is love. -Henry Miller
• Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you enough chance to love you enough. -Dinah Shore
• To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage. -Lao Tzu
• You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have truly lived, are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love. -Henry Drummond
• Joy is the experience of knowing that you are unconditionally loved and that nothing--sickness, failure, emotional distress, oppression, war, or even death--can take that love away. -Henri Nouwen
• Love is broad; if you love someone, you love all things, not just their beauty. Love is narrow; you love one and only one, compared to them, no one matters. -A. Braxton
• It isn't possible to love and part...You can transmutate love, ignore it, muddle it, but you can never pull it out of you. I know from experience that the poets are right: love is eternal. -E M Forester



• Just as the wind dances in my hair, as the ocean massages my thoughts, as the sun blankets me in happiness & as the earth travels with me across universal challenges, so all the elements of ur luv fill my life
• We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. -Tom Robbins
• Tomorrow is Saint Valentine’s day,All in the morning betime,And I a maid at your window,To be your Valentine. -*William Shakespeare
• The supreme happiness of life is the conviction of being loved for yourself, or more correctly, being loved in spite of yourself. -Victor Hugo
• Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition. -Alexander Smith
• In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing. -Mignon McLaughlin
• Each moment of a happy lover's hour is worth an age of dull and common life. -Aphra Behn
• In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love you want the other person. -Margaret Anderson
• I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love. -Mother Teresa
• Doubt that the stars are fire, doubt that the sun doth move, doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt I love. -William Shakespeare


SOURCE : SANTA BANTA.COM

Monday, 30 April, 2007

My Dard SMS Shayari Collection Part-1.....

Yaad toh har koi karega jaane ke baad sache pyar ka pata chal jaayega vaqt aane ke baadkaun kitni mohabbat karta hai nazar aajayega mar jaane ke baad

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Har kadam pe dhoke milte rahege par fiza me phool phir bhi khilte rahegeyeh haqeeqat hai lowg aksar badal jate hai par phir bhi anjaano se dil milte rehte hai..!!

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yaado main kabhi aap bhi khoye hoge khuli aankho se kabhi aap bhi soye hogemaana hasna hai aadat gum chupaane ki par haste haste kabhi aap bhi roye hoge

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labo pe geat to aankho mei khwab rakhte the.. kabhi kitabo mei hum bhi gulaab rakhte the .. kabhi kisi ka jo hota tha intezar humei.. bada hi sham o sehar ka hisaab rakhte the...

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Is jahan me mohabbat kash na hoti, To safar-e-zindagi me mithas na hoti!Agar milti BEWAFA ko sazae maut, To diwano ki kabre yu udas na hoti!!

Youn Tou Koi Bhi Tanha Nahi Hota, Chah Ker Kisi Se Juda Nahi Hota, Mohabbat Ko Majborian Hei Le Dobtein Hein, Warna Koi Khushi Se Bewafa Nahi Hota
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Jab laGe zakhm to Qaatil ko dua di JaYe... Hai Yehi rasm to Yeh rasm uthaa di JaYe...Hum se Poocho shayari kya hai, Shayari ka fun kya hai...Chaar lafzon men koi aah chuPa di JaYe...

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Hum gilla nahin karte.... jo na ho kismat mein vo mila nahin kartezakhm kuch iss tarah khaaye hai dil pe humne yeh itne gehre hai ke kabhi silla nahin karte

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Dil tootega toh fariyaad karoge tum bhi hum na rahe toh hamein yaad karoge tum bhiaaj kehte ho hamare paas vaqt nahin par ek din mere liye vaqt barbaad karoge tum bhi

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Wafa karo itni ke bewafaai na rahe kisi ko chaaho itna ke koi hadd na rahehonto pe apne banaaye rakho muskaan ke dukh ka koi nishaan na rahe


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Meri deewangi ko dekh ke muskuraate hai kyu mein jitna paas jau utna door jate hai kyukuch toh vajah zaroor hogi unki berukhi ki mujhe aise har pal sataate hai kyu

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Duao ki bheed mein ek dua hamari jis mein maangi hai humne har khushi tumharijab bhi aap muskuraaye dil se samjho dua kabool hui hamari

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Jee lete hain Koi humein agar kahe bura, dua dekar usse honton ko hum see lete hainDard ho chahe kaisa,zehar yeh chupke se hum pee lete hain

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Wo lamhe humein yaad na rahe toh kya hoga tere siva kuch bhi aabaad na rahe toh kya hogaaisi hai yeh dil ki majbooriyaan kaise batau inn saanson mein ab tera naam na rahe toh kya
hoga

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Apko bhul jaye wo nazar kaha se laye.... Kisi aur ko chah le woh jigar kaha se laye....Nahi reh sakte app ke bina....Uff bhi na nikle wo Zeher kaha se laye........ .

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chodh diya akele humme kisi aur ke baahon mai simatne ke liyephir bhi pyaas agar bhoojti nahi mere aansoon ke tailab mai zara doob ke dekhiye

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tarapthe woh hain jinn ko koi ehsaas ho, door kar ke dua karthe hain, kaash woh mere paas ho,yeh judaai ke pal khud rothe hai tumari yaad main... faryaad karthe hain...dard ka bi koi insaaf ho

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Ai mere humnashin chal kahin aur chal,Is chaman mein ab apna guzaara nahin, Baat hoti phoolon tak to seh lete hum,Ab to kaanton pe bhi haq hamara nahin.

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Yeh shaam itnee tanha kyon hoti hai..... Aur kismat se apnee sabko shikayat kyon hoti hai...Ajeeb khel khelti hai ye kismat bhi....Jinhe hum paa nahin sakte...Usseise mohabbat kyon hoti hai....

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Wo muzh se pooch raha tha batao kaisa laga, Tum peechle zakhm ko chodo,Yeh ghao kaisa laga...Ajab sawal kyia andhiyon ne patton se, Shajar se toot ke Girna batao kaisa Laga?????

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Mili Thodi Si Khushi To Mila Ke Pee Gaye, Nahi Thay Hum Bhi Kal Tak Peene Ke Aadi,Sharaab Ko Tanha Dekha To usper Taras Khaa Ke Pee Gaye.
Gham Mila To Ghabraa Ke Pee Gaye,

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Mar jaoon main agar, to aansu mat bahana,bas kafan ki jagah apna dupatta chada jana, koi pooche ki rog kya tha,to sir jhuka ke mohabbat bata jana.

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Dilon se khelne ka hunar hume nahi aataIsiliye ishq ki baazi hum haar gaye Meri zindagi se shayad unhe bahut pyar thaIsiliye mujhe zinda hi maar gaye....

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Sari umar ankho me ek sapna yaad raha,Sadiyan beet gayi jisme wo lamha yaad raha, Na jane kya baat thi unme,Sari mehfil bhul gaye bus wo hi ek chahra yaad raha...

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Ban ke ehsaas meri dhadkan k paas rehte ho, Tasveer ban ke meri ankhon k paas rehte ho, Aaj puchte hai ek sawal tumse, Kya door reh kar tum bhi udaas rehte ho???

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Koi kuch bhi na kahay to pata kya hai Is bechain khamoshi ki wajah kya haiUnhain ja kay koi kahay hum lay lenge zahar bhi Woh sirf yeh to bata dain meri khata kya hai.......

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Some of the Inspiring Quotes which tell not to give up in life so you can learn something from these Quotes

1) Never expect things to happen..
struggle and make them happen.
never expect yourself to be given a good valuecreate a value of your own

2) If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity.But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl.so choose the best place where you would shine..

3) Falling down is not defeat...defeat is when your refuse to get up...

4) Ship is always safe at shore... but is is not built for it

5) When your successful your well wishers know who you are when you are unsuccessful you know who your well wishers are

6) It is great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to tell him/her

7) "To the world you might be one person,
but to one person you just might be the world

8) "Even the word 'IMPOSSIBLE' says 'I M POSSIBLE' "

9) Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort in your life makes all the difference.

May ALLAH / God Bless You All,

Never take some one for granted,Hold every person Close to your Heart because you might wake up one day and realise that you have lost a diamond while you were too busy collecting stones." Remember this always in life.

Sunday, 29 April, 2007

LOVELY SMS


  • Where words fail, action speaks. Where action fails, eyes speak. Where eyes fail, tears speak. And where everything fails, LOVE SPEAKS!
    • To love is a duty and right. To be loved is a gift and luck. To love someone who loves u is an achievement. To be loved by someone whom u love is LIFE!
    • U r the reason I wake up in the morning, u r the reason I find a way to smile, u r the person who can change everything around when it's going bad. Luv U
    • Love ur life coz life is a long journey to go. Life is a game yet to be played more. Life is a question yet to be answered more. Life is a challenge yet to be faced more. So live ur life as long as u can. Every moment is lovable in life.
    • Luv is what I see in ur smile. Luv is what I feel in every touch u give. Luv is what I hear in every word u say. Luv is what we share everyday. Luv U!
    • Never ask for a kiss, just take it.Never ask for a hug, just give it.Never ask do u Luv me? Say I Luv u.Never say I can't live without u, say I live for U
    • Happiness is not something u postpone for the future. It's something u design for the present. Make each moment a happy one. I hv by remembering U!
    • Luv doesn't ask who r u? Luv only says u r mine. Luv doesn't ask where r u from? Luv only says U live in my heart. Luv doesn't ask what do u do? Luv only says U make my heart beat. Luv doesn't ask why r u far away? Luv only says u r always with me. Luv doesn't ask Do u love me? Luv only says I LUV U.
    • Don't search luv, let luv find u. It's called falling in luv, coz u don't force urself to fall, u just fall and there will be someone to catch U
    • In life Luv is never planned nor does it happen for a reason. But when Luv is real, it becomes ur Plan for life and ur reason for living.

Sunday, 22 April, 2007

Lovely SMS

"आ" कि बीवी "B",
"A" कि बीवी "B",
"B" कि भाभी "C",
"C" कि बेटी "V",
"V" का दादा "G"
"G" कि बीवी "K",
"K" कि बेटी "T",
तो बताओ 'A" or "T" का क्या रिश्ता हुआ?
Reply only in 2 Minutes...

kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe... phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai.............?

aansu mein naa dhundhna hame,hum tumhe aankhon mein mil jaayenge,tamanna ho agar milne ki to band aankhon se bhi nazar aaenge.

Akaash ke taaron mein khoya hai jahan saara,Lagta hai pyara ek ek taara.Un taaron mein sabse pyara hai ek sitara,Jo is waqt padh raha hai SMS hamara....

Ishq Mohobbat to sabhi karte hain,Gum-e-Judai se woh sabhi darte hain.Hum to na ishq karte hain,Na mohobbat karte hain bas apno ki ek smile ke liye SMS karte hain!!!.

SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You.....Have A wonderful day...

Arz kiya hai:Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle......... bakri kha gayi

Agar Hum Na hote to Gazal kaun Kehta?
Aapke Chehare ko kamal Kaun Kahata?
Yeto Karishma hai Mohabbat Ka,
Warna Patthar ki Divar ko Tajmahal kaun kahata?

Kaash ham SMS hote, Ek Klik mein tumhare paas hote, Bhale tum Hame delete kar dete, par kuch pal ke liye ham tumhare ehsas to hote...!

ALLAH, aapko TATA ka status, AMBANI ki daulat, VAJPAYEE ka dhiraj,LADEN ki himmat, BUSH ki taqat, aur BILLGATE ki income de, AMEEN

dil hi kya jo milnay ki dua na karay app ko bhoola kay geon khuda na karay rahay ga mera pyarr zindagi bhar tak yeh aur baat hai zindagi wafa na karay

Aaj raat theek 12 baje ke baad---------------------1 baje ga.

ek macher ki makhi say ho gai shadi..pahli hi raat start ho gai barbadi...macher becharay ki kismat hi khoti thi..makhi MOSPEL laga kay soti thi...

Tum Bin Kahi Qarar Na AaeY To MaiN Kya KaroO .!! Har Pal Teri Yaad SataeY To MaiN Kya KaroO ..!! Surat MaiN Apni BhOOl GayE Tujh Ko Dekh Kar ..!! Her AaineY MeiN Tu Nazar Aaye To MaiN Kya KaroO ..

pal pal intahan leti hai jindagi roj naye sadme bhi deti hai jindagifir bhi hum jindagi se sikwa kare kaise aap jaise log bhi to deti hai jindagi.

donon jahan teri mohabbat mein har kewoh ja raha hai koi shab gham guzar keweeran hai mae-kada khum-o-sagar udas haintum kiya gaye ke rooth gaye din bahar keik fursat gunah mili woh bhi char dindekhe hain hum ne hausle parwardigar kedunya ne teri yaad se be-gana kerdiyatughe se bhi dil-fareb hain gham rozgar ke

Saturday, 17 March, 2007

CRICKET JOKES

The very first ball was a no ball; The 2nd ball was a double & 3rd was 2 runs in a wide ball; 4th was a boundary; 5th was boundary on a no ball; sixth was a six; the over was rated a babyover of 3 BALLS! & THE BOWLER WAS SENT OFF! - Good Joke

Double hundred

The famous batsman had been in all day. Nothing the home side could do had any effect. As the day's play drew to a close, and the batsman scored two hundred, they were at their wits end. Then a voice rang out from the crowd: 'Send for the fire brigade-that'll put him out!'

Out first ball

In a country town match, the batsman was out first ball. 'Not like last week,' said the wicket-keeper. 'No,' said the batsman. 'Last week I stayed in and got forty and when I got back all the beer was gone!'

How many great batsmen?

The conceited batsman was at the crease. He turned to the wicket-keeper. 'Tell me, my man, just out of interest. How many great players would you say there are? 'One less than you think.'

Friday, 9 March, 2007

Funny SMS

It's important to find a man who has money,
a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that
these 3 men should never meet!

I've been arrested for bein the ugliest
person in Britain, can u cum down the police station and show them it's a
mistake?


Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the
zoo, dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha!
ha! ha

A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can
kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!

i tried to call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner card in by
mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!

Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u,
dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!

Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin
cards n i'm missin the joker!!

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom &
without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after
all!

Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he
won a toaster

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody
home." I went over. Nobody was home

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r
drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my
text!pass on

The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain
makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i
lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf
again

Sunday, 18 February, 2007

BITE OF U
The length & breadth & height of youtotal up to quite a view,but to taste the true delight of youI'll have to take a bite of you.

UR SMILE

Your smile is a generalmy heart a soldier

STARS
If the universe did start with a bangwhen God loved and the angels sangone of the sparks that flewchased time to become you

DOVEwhen the moon shine from the heaven above,i open my dove a i lyin the floor

KISSif kisses wer rain id send u showers, if fun was time id send u hrs, if u needed a frnd id send u me!

HUH?As i lie on my bed and look at the stars, and the moon, and the sky... i wonder...WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ROOF?!?!?!?

BOOK OF LIFEStarting a new day,Starting a new life,Starting a new page,In the Endless Book of Life.

LETTING GOif i luv sum1 let them go...if they return it was meant to b...if they dont their luv was never yours 2 begin wif

FORGET ME NOTforgettin you is hard to doforgettin me is up to youforget me notforget me neverforget this message but not the sender

SENT WITH A SMILEgod in heaven,god above please protect the one i love,sent with a smile,sealed with a kiss,i love the one who is reading this

STOLENYour words of love stealsomeone's heart,but you don't know that yourheart is already stolen by me,check it!

FOUND YOUI love you up from heavendown to the groundI'm really gladto have you found

ANGELlast night an angel walked into my room. I asked him to watch over you.but he came back I asked him why he said:an angel doesn't watch over another angel

DONT4GETPlease remind me 2 remind u about reminding me 2 send u this reminder that reminds me of reminding u that i am always ur friend. DONT 4GET!

HOW MUCH U MEAN 2 MEIf i go 2 heaven an ur not der i'll write ur name on evry stair 4 all 2 c how much u mean 2 me

ALL THE TIMEGood time,bad time,night time,day time,work time,off time,sad time,happy time,in the mean time i'm thinking of you all the time.

TOO MUCH!when God gave us friendships he tried to be fair, but when i got you, i got more than my share!

2 GOOD 2 B TRUEthey say sugar is sweet and honey is too but baby wot do i call u? ur sexier than sexy and hotter than that there's only one name 4 u and thats 2 good 2 b true

FALLU can fall from the skyU can fall from a treeBut the best way to fall is in love with me.

4EVERu r me, and i is u for eva our love will be true

MEANT 2 Bi love u babe i really do, i love the times when im with u, the way u say that u love me, i think that this was meant to be

STOLENYour words of love stealsomeone's heart,but you don't know that yourheart is already stolen by me,check it!

DONT MESS WITH MEhere's my halomade of glassmess with me and i'll kick ur ass

MA HUNIGifts r given @ b'days, chocs @ valentine, roses 2 say sorry, luv is shown wid kisses, but da reason 4 sending dis is.... cuz UR MA HUNI!!

LUV UI love u wen u r sad.I love u wen u r happy.I love u wen u r teasing.I love u wen u r laughing.I love u wen u r angry.I love u wen u love love me.

KISS 2 Ua kiss to youfrom you know whothey say you knew me

COZIt must have been a rainy day! when u were bourn heaven was crying coz it lost it's most beautiful angel...

AMONG THE STARSAmong the stars you´re the one that shines the most.Among the winds you´re the one that brings the warm air.Among the people you´re the one who I wanna give a rose.

MISS Ui miss u r u miss me its u know or God knowbut i know about my heart and brainthat is crying everytime for u.dont froget me.

I MISS UI miss u wen ur far away,i fink bout u evry nite n day i really cant believe its true dat 1 day ill b bak wth u.

LOVE MELove me,dont hate me!Your love is my life,Your hate is my death!

Wednesday, 14 February, 2007

i miss you

Thursday, 8 February, 2007

VALANTINE SMS

8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning... i love you

I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart,so deposit your love in it and you will get the interest

if i could die early i would ask God if i could be your guardian angel, so i could wrap my wings around you and embraces you whenever you feel alone...

it is hard to talk when your in love because when i look into your beautiful i get my breath taken away

R.for red ,red for blood ,blood for heart, heart for love, love for u ,u for me, me is u , I love u

Ur my strength, My luv, My heart.Ur luvn touch i long 4 so mch,Ur voice so softly dat whispers i'm ur's 4ever b mine my baby "I LOVE U"

ill drop a tear drop into the ocean & the day i find that tear drop is the day i stop loving u!

baby i have an addiction problem.people say i shud go to rehab but I always tell the m i dont wanna go cause im addicted to ... YOU

one day the moon sed 2 me, if ur lover makes u cry why dont you leave ur lover.. i looked at the moon n replied would u every leave ur sky?

When u feel alone just look at the spaces between ur fingers remeber that in those spaces u can c my fingers locked with urs 4ever!!!

there was an headcount of angels in heaven, pandemonium strucked discoverin dat an angel is missing, pls call heaven & tell dem ur safe wit me,my sweet angel

I am in da emergency room now talk'n to da doctor he says it doesn't look good he says I am going to die... If I ever stop loving YOU!

Sunday, 28 January, 2007

Inspiring SMS

We live in our dreams but dreams may die,don't get shattered never ever cry.
The world is big and has lots to give.
Pick up a new dream, that's the way to LIVE!

Troubles are like washing machine, they twist and knock us around, but in the end we come out brighter and better than before. So Live Life Happily.

SMS-all ur worries in life 2 me.
SAVE-the moments when u r happy.
CALL DIVERT-ur problems 2 me.
DOWNLOAD-Ur hopes in GOD.
Wait for his RINGTONE.

Friday, 26 January, 2007

Extremely cool sms

Aboy said to his father : DAD, can you sign ur name without looking?
Father : Yes, why not...
Boy : Good! Close ur eyes and sign my report card.

Teacher : Can u Define the word "Lecturer" for me?
Student : Lecturer is a person who has a bad habit of speaking when some1 is sleeping.

Question : Who is Great : A Mother or A Teacher?
Answer : A Teacher....becoz a mother can put only one child to sleep! But Teacher puts the whole class Sleep.

Sunday, 21 January, 2007

Shayari SMS

Hamne kab unse mulakat ka wada chaha,doorrehkar to usse aur bhi zyada chaha, Yaad aya hai mujhe aur bhi shiddat se vo ,bhool jaane ka usse jab bhi Iraada chaha.

Dilo main aarzu ke diye jalte rahenge, aankhon se aansu nikalte rahenge, tum shamma bankar dil main rishni kar do, hum mom bankar yun hi pighalte rahenge.

Hanto se gir gayi lakire kahi, bhul aaye hum apni takdir kahi ,agar tumko mile kahi to utha lena, mere hisse ki har khushi hatho mein saja lena.

Wednesday, 17 January, 2007

LIFE HO TOH AISI

Put God on top of everything today and let HIM take charge of all your plans.
Then you will see how beautiful HIS ways are and HIS unending LOVE>

Life is like a pack of cards, when fall in love its all hearts,
when married its all flowers, when rich its all diamonds,
when dead its all spades.So live life to the full.

Beware of the person who has nothing to lose.

Don't burn bridges.You'll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river.

Monday, 15 January, 2007

Extremely cool sms

Aa gayi exams ki bela, naahi baithega koi vela, pehle to khub soya or khela, ab royenge saath saath jab aayega result dhela.

Exams marks, % sab bekar ki baatein hai, Sab moh maaya hai, tum khali haath aaye ho khali haath jaoge.Nadan insaan is bhrase niklo aur satya ko apnao. Jao so jaooo.

Tuesday, 9 January, 2007

Hindi Shayari SMS

Tu hai pehle, har cheez tere baad hai,teri
kareebi ka ehsaas deti ye teri yaad hai,mere shabd dekh benakaab hai,jaan
teri
yaad bhi teri tarah mere paas hai.
~

Ae palak tu bandh ho ja,khwab mein unki
surat nazar aayegi...intezar to subah dobaara shuru hoga,kam se kam raat toh
haseen ho jayegi.

Sunday, 7 January, 2007

Extrimly Cool SMS

History Teacher to Student: Batao Shivaji ka shaasan kaha se kaha tak phaila hua tha?
Student: Sir, Page No.112 se 126 tak.

jagjit singh's Gazal on College:Ye degree bhi le lo yeh naukari bhi le lo, bhale cheen lo mujse US ka visa, magar mujko lauta do College ki Canteen,wo chai ka pyala,wo teekha samosa,kadi dhoop mein apne ghar se nikalna,wo project ki khatir pura din bhatakna,wo lectur mein dosto ki proxy lagana,wo sir ko chidhaana,wo aeroplane udaana,wo submission ki raaton ko jagana,wo dusro ki assignments ko apna batana,wo exam k din pairon ka chatpatana........

Bihind every successful student, there is one girl friend.But what abaut unsuccsessful student?
.......Lots of GIRL FRIEND.

Ek student ki dastaan: student ke dard ko University kya jane,college ke rivajo ko parents kya jane,hoti hain taklif jo paper likhne waale ko,wo paper check karne wala kya jaane.

YOUcan use any kind of chirt for exams and win afree trip to Principal's office,also 2 yrs release from college.Hurry offer valid only till last exam.

Love is...
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